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 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Cable Tv Lyrics

I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, i was just about ready
To curl up and die

But then one day i got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now i got cable tv

And now i get to watch the stock report in korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me

I got cable tv [cable tv]
Cable tv [cable tv]
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable tv, yeah
I love my cable tv

I got the siamese faith healer's network
The news and weather from peru
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I got celebrity hockey
The racketball channel too

Bugs bunny direct from atlanta
Mr. wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So i can watch mtv while i drive

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now i never wanna leave my apartment
'cause there's just so much for me to see

On my cable tv [cable tv]
Cable tv[cable tv]
Well, if you need to find me
You know where i'll be
Watchin' my cable tv, yeah
Watchin' my cable tv

'cause i love my cable tv, yeah
I love my cable tv

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think i'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's
Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable tv [cable tv]
Cable tv [cable tv]
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable tv, yeah
I love my cable tv

Well, i got to have cable tv, yeah
I need my cable tv

Well, i love, i love my cable tv [tv]
Got to have cable tv [tv]
Well, i got to have my cable tv, yeah [tv]
Can't live without my cable tv

Well, i said, got to have some cable tv [tv]
I've got to have my cable tv
I said cable tv, yeah [tv]
Got to have cable tv