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 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Buy Me A Condo Lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
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Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, used to live in jamaica but i don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings i never done before
So now i'm just a lonely rastaman
Living in dis american town
Gonna sell me bob marley records
Gonna get me some jackson browne

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
j18k3139"20326mkk12"
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then i'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
j18k3139"20326mkk12"
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more [no, no]
Gonna be amway distributor

[ja] ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a [ja] ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard

Oh, i gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
j18k3139"20326mkk12"
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
j18k3139"20326mkk12"
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
j18k3139"20326mkk12"
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on