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 SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - Punky's Dilemma Lyrics

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan.

Ah, South California.

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If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
[Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door],
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for