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 PRINCE - segue (VI) Lyrics

U like the food here?
[Yeah]
Good, huh?
[It's alright]
Try the canolli, it's fabulous
[I'm kinda full, alright]
Mmm
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it
Maybe girl made some food out here
Here, give it 2 me
U're not gonna eat it
[At least not now]
Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 grease on
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin' there?
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Hmm, this might work
[Give it 2 me, I'll eat it]
Lemme see, mmm
So tell me, U like broads?
[They're alright, I]
Yep
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
Yeah, some corn, yeah
[Jesus]
Let's see, uh
I'm on a date with this broad, right?
Lets' see, stove top directions, uh
I bring her here
[Here?]
Yeah, right here
I thought I'd put some food in her belly
Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I'm sayin?
[Slope?]
Right
Now let me go see if I can find one of these mutha####ers, hmm
[Oh, gosh]
So I'm like Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me
Make her think I'm a big shot, U know
I said So order, order somethin' 4 me 2
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room
Hmm, shit, that definitely ain't no sauce pan
I gotta burp the baby
Mmm, that ain't no sauce pan
U know what I'm sayin'?
I figured she'd order me somethin' light
Let me see if I can find this shit
Like a couple of salads or somethin'
Boy, was that a mistake
[Why?]
I comes back from the bathroom
Alright, got it, got it
I'm sittin' there
Ah, that's cool
Waitin' 4 the food
Now, if I can just get this corn open
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
OK, let's see
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Where's the damn can opener? Shit!
Nibble my ass
I'll open this mutha####er
I'm hungry!
This broad ate every ####in' thing except the silverware
Shit ain't openin'
[Come on]
I kid U not
[phone rings]
Shit's gonna open now
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
Alright, I got it, mmm hmm
U know what I mean?
But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home
Talk
[Hey brother, what's up?]
Not here, right?
[Right]
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
Ain't nothin' but a wang
[No, not really]
####in' pisses U off, am I right?
My girl's gone somewhere
Right, so I reaches over
I I'm just cookin'
I took the ####in' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad
Hey, hey, what's this?
[Now wait a minute]
That ain't all though, check this out
Hmm, let me call U back
[What?]
The waiter sees what just happened
What the
He's gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
What U do that 4?
I'm sick of the changes U put me through?
[And U said?]
I said What the #### business is it of yours?
I'm payin' 4 these ####in' potatoes
All U think about is music?
I'll do what the #### I wanna do with'em!
Now bring me a ####in' finger bowl!
I'm leavin' your NBA no ballin' ass?
[What happened?]
What happened?
I'll tell U what happened
Ain't that a bitch?
Here, gimme some of that meatball
[Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that]
This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I'm sittin' there, head soakin' wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad's crackin' up
[Ha ha ha ha]
I kid U not
She's rollin' on the carpet, people
Gimme some water there
[Hey, hey, get]
People leavin' the restaurant
She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head
[U got mad?]
Damn right I was mad!
I said, Very funny
[Well, it is kinda funny]
And I left her ####in' ass right there
Rollin' in those ####in' mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin' a dime
[Well, what are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?]
That's the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint
[But the girl]
####in' right
[What happened 2 her, man?]
That's her over there, workin' the ####in' cash register
[Naw, her?]
U gonna eat this?
[That's the mashed potato girl?]
Here, gimme this bread
[She's, she's great, what do U mean?]
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the ####'s your problem?
[Look at her, she's, she's gorgeous]
U eat like a ####in' parakeet
[What]
I'm still hungry
U hungry?
[Naw, naw]
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin'?
Look here, order me somethin'!
[Man, shut up now]
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room