| | PRINCE - Johnny Lyrics
We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh [Alright, I love it]
But first off, before we get 2 the band
We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh
[Look at that dog, man, give me one of them]
Jimmy Joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show [crowd boos]
Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes
[Naw, get him off the stage]
OK, well hold on, oh, uh, uh [Come on, man]
What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? [Who cares?]
[Get your white ass off the stage!]
[I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band]
Oh, oh, OK, I'll, I [Sit down]
[N.P.G.! N.P.G.! N.P.G.! ] [crowd chants]
OK, well, ladies and gentlemen
U didn't like my jokes
I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 U [Bring on the band]
They're the hottest thing I know [nowadays]
The N.P.G.! [crowd cheers]
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 U live
After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh
N.P.G., we're gonna wreck in '93 [Glam Slam, are U ready?] [Yeah!] ,9i9244j924822sii19j
[I said Glam Slam, are U ready?] [Hell yeah!]
Ooh, this is nice
Yeah, I told U we would get good seats
U didn't get good seats at the restaurant
Well, well, U don't never trust nobody
Shut up bald head mother####er
Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down
Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can sing
Yeah, now U [That's what I'm talkin' about]
U guys got some tootsie pops in here?
[Yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, Johnny in the house]
U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam Slam granny with the hot pants on [Where she at?] [Hey, over here]
Give me good lovin' till after dawn
Johnny got a hat cuz he don't trust pills [Goldnigga]
[Cuz we damn skippy right]
And if U don't love me then your sister will [Gold]
Now let me hear U sing damn it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! [Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!] [repeat 4 times]
Come on
We gonna freak 2 the
[1 2, tell me what 2 do]
[3 4, I'm about 2 score]
Everybody [5 6, suck up on this]
Johnny, drop it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do
I never had another granny look like U
Every time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard
Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard
Harder than the brownstone brick on my house
If I ever, ever, ever get U into my mouth [Yeah]
I'll drink U like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand
Baby, can't U understand?
I'm only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizing
And it's got me burning rubber in my pants
But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U
On the fine art of romance
U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me
In the back of my BMW Z
The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me
Cuz Johnny will make U dance [Can we bring it up?]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! [Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!] [repeat 4 times]
Give it up
Everybody
We're gettin' sleazy
Shake it [Hot damn!]
Yeah, hit it fellas
Goldniggaz, this is funky
Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a second
What, U out?
Yeah
U out? I'm out
Mind if I join ya?
Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'?
Yeah
Where's Prince?
What do U mean Where's Prince?
I thought he was gonna sing 2night
Ah, ain't that a bitch?
Come on, wait, come here
Tony, where is he?
Levi [In the house]
Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'?
[Bobby Brown]
Bring it on [Bring it on]
[Morris, where U at?]
Time 2 school [Stop AIDS]
Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man?
Sweet keys
[Play that motor scooter]
Say what? [Don't be a fool]
I don't know, I think we need a little self check
[Saxophone, saxophone]
Ah, what your background? [Damn!]
That ain't workin', man
What U think we need?
Kathy J. [Ah yeah]
See, that gonna straighten me right out
That just straight that just straightens me right out [Ooh]
N.P.G. [in the mother####in' house] [x3]
N.P.G. [That's how we rollin']
[crowd noise]
[Get a clap goin'] [repeat]
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip [Can I, can I, can I?]
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip [Can I grip it?]
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip [Can I, can I, can I?]
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip [Just 4 the ladies] [Holy Jesus]
Hey baby, what U doin'?
I would like 2 introduce 2 U
What's your name, baby?
Chicanes
Chicanes?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' necks
But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some safe sex
That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the [Oh]
Ooh, yeah ha
But enough about my propers
Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy
And God, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done
Check it just like Ford [What?] - Quality is job one
2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2
2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal
See, things got funny when I made my money
Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat?
Their pockets equal fly honeys
An equation that just don't figure
Cuz Tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger
[So what U sayin'?]
U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip [Honey dip]
Check it, get a grip
Oh Tony, that was great
No no, serious shit, man, that was great
I'm telling U, believe me when I say
That this is just this is rap at its finest
Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know
[Who is this dude, man? Go on, get outta the way]
Alright, I just wanna
[Get outta here!]
Johnny needs a Jim [Jimmy needs a job] [x3]
Johnny needs a Jim [Yo, let me borrow a couple of those]
Take a few packs Tone
I ain't goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'?
Who got the 'lactics? [Gots 2 be protected]
Who got the 'lactics? [Ain't go'n rain on me!]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! [Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!] [repeat 4 times]
Pick it up
Everybody
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter
Feelin' funky funky fine
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter
Feelin' funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine
And we're rockin' that stupid shit
Well, well [Well, well, well]
U know Lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world
And uh, we'd really like 2 thank U right now 4 all U done
And the New Power Generation would like 2 say Amen
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine
And we're rockin' that stupid shit
W - W - WNPG [Rollin' at 'cha]
Comin' 2 U directly [Ha ha ha] [Come one] [Goldnigga]
From Paisley [Put your shit up while U sleep]
[Gold] Goldnigga
We out
We try that one more time? [Yeah]
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the N.P.G. [repeat 4 times]
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out
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